C.O.R.E. Trippy Travels

Hello, and welcome to C.O.R.E. Trippy Travels.

C.O.R.E. Trippy Travels' fine-ass commitment brings constant entertainment to the casual junkie community as well as various mind-altering activities. The three pillar F's (Fine-ass Fuckin' Fun) are guaranteed throughout all projects. C.O.R.E. Trippy Travels is proud to present its COACHELLA 2008 package.

The COACHELLA 2008 package includes the following items:

-RV Rental
-3 Day Concert Pass
-Underwear shitting moments
-Friendly neighbors (a.k.a. Ted Nugent)
-"...a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers....Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls."
-Good times.

All this at the moderate price of 4,250,001 brain neurons.

But wait!! There's more!! Want to have some slippery wet lubricated fun? C.O.R.E. Trippy Travels currently offers it's unique Cockaious in the ear deal. Enjoy all the perks of your own backyard swimming pool without the high cost and hassle of an in-ground pool. Includes everything you need; setup takes just minutes and filling takes just a few hours!!

24' x 52" Metal-Frame Swimming Pool with Accessories


- Metal-frame pool measures 24 feet across x 52 inches deep
- Holds 12,481 gallons at 90% capacity
- Pump
- Filter cartridge
- Ground cloth
- Debris cover
- Deluxe maintenance kit
- Ladder allows easy access
- Includes bonus volleyball game
- $699

18' x 48" Easy Set Swimming Pool with Accessories


- Dimensions: 18-foot diameter x 48 inches high
- No ground preparation -- ready for water in 30 minutes
- Set up is as easy as 1-2-3! See below for more details
- Includes filter pump, cover, ground cloth, ladder, maintenance kit, and setup and maintenance DVD
- 3-ply, 4-foot-high sidewalls for extra strength and durability (See below for more information on durable construction)
- Filter pump cleans 1,500 gallons per hour
- Fill pool until water level is 10 inches from the top -- making it 38 inches deep
- Holds about 5,455 gallons
- Latex-free product
- Folds for off-season storage
- $297

Gaucho Super Tough Soft Side Swimming Pools - Model 1075


- Pool Capacity of 2100 Gallons
- Approximate Setup Size: 7 ft. x 15 ft. X 31 in. Deep
- Includes Stabilizers and Bottome Rails
- 15 yr. Manufacturers Ltd. Warranty
- $449

If after 90 hours of ludicrous fun you are not satisfied, C.O.R.E. Trippy Travels will refund your 30% of your total purchasing price; however, your brain cells will be gone forever.