a master once taught me...
1. prepare hand (glove optional)
2. insert finger of choice
3. insert thumb (if finger of choice was thumb, insert any other finger)
4. use fingers from step 1 and 2 to stretch open orifice, enough to permit remaining fingers to enter
5. push in
6. open hand fully, as if to wave
7. agitate triumphantly
ferni, try putting your parts anywhere near me and suffer the wrath of the five-point rectum-exploding palmfuck technique
2. insert finger of choice
3. insert thumb (if finger of choice was thumb, insert any other finger)
4. use fingers from step 1 and 2 to stretch open orifice, enough to permit remaining fingers to enter
5. push in
6. open hand fully, as if to wave
7. agitate triumphantly
ferni, try putting your parts anywhere near me and suffer the wrath of the five-point rectum-exploding palmfuck technique
posted by hassig at
03:01
2 Comments:
waaaaait a minute; that would mean that if ferni were to make a move on you and you were to apply that on ferni... YOU would be putting your parts ( in this case the fingers) on poor butt slut ferni.... in conclusion:
both of yous are, reciprocally, "hurtin' for a squirtin'"
No te preocupes mi Messy Hessy, me voy a coger al puto de Shpeven por andar divagando mierda. Y a ti tambien chance te toca por haberle apostado a Argentina en el mundial. No puedo creer que hayas hecho eso.
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